If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru! But why? . . . . . . Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal. Anyone interested in coming? . . . . . . . . Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye, To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga!
Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive. Banta: Really? Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!